If I Were in Charge of the World

If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel school on Fridays,
Deadlines, 
Cold winter mornings and also
Decaf coffee

If I were in charge of the world 
there'd be cyber Monday every Monday
longer days and
shorter winters.

If I were in charge of the world 
you wouldn't have budgets.
You wouldn't have alarms. 
You wouldn't have expectations. 
Or "Why don't you drop the attitude."
You wouldn't even have bad attitudes

If I were in charge of the world
a Snowmonster Concrete 
would be a vegetable. 
All body Image expectations would be gone
and a person who sometimes forgot names
and sometimes forgot to pay bills
would still be allowed to be 
in charge of the world.